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08 March 2003 @ 12:36 pm
I will answer all my feedback now!

But first:
The Saturday Morning Latin Club:
Food: Cookies, Shortbread.
Attendees: Me, Phil & Esther.
Esther showed up late, and left early - typical!

Richard didn't bother in showing up, so we phoned him:
We agreed to give him a sentence to translate. Here is the
transcript:
Phill: Hello, Richard...
Rich: Ehhh...hello.
Phil: I'm having trouble with a Latin sentence, and I
thought that you could help...
Mr C: It's Phone A Friend!
Rich: Uhhh...I just woke up, man!
Phil: Ok, it's 'urbs...'
Rich: P*ss off!
Mr C: That's an odd translation...

Luckily, he hung up!


Anyway, On with The Feedback!
In no particular order:

1)
From: Katy
Message:

hey brian i havnt read hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
but ive heard it on tape and remember it being funny too
anyway just thought id let you know since i doubt whether
many people have heard of it

My reply:
It is very funny, and very famous. I think that a LOT of
people have heard of it...
I'm glad that you liked it...
Brian.

2)
From: Nic
Message:

brian, im disappointed in you there are 3 leg waxers for
charity not 2 kirks the 3rd. i hope you're sponsoring
them all

My reply:
Ok, I've dealt with that. I will sponser Kirk the next
time I see him. Or, you can tell him to put me down for £1.
Brian.

3)
From: Jaimin
Message:

BrianHow r u?
Im not wrongUr just afraid to admit it Who does
Rajan like then???U should turn this into a rumors page or
summatIts gettin close to thatCareful what you sayNever
upset the majority

My reply:
Thanks for that. But, you're wrong.
As for Raj, unless he has listened to ALL of Magnification
by Monday, I'll be happy to tell EVERYBODY who he really
wants to go with. Ok there, Raj?
Brian.

4)
From: Jaimin
Message:

I cant remember that quoteBut here's one for
ya"Assumption is the mother of all screwups"I think its
pretty good but not the one I wanted to give youI'd also
like to point out that you have not told anyone who you and
Rajan are going to ask to the leavers do. Brian whoever you
ask will be a fool to turn you downThis diary has turned
you into Kings Lynn's celebrityYou are possibly the most
disscussed person in Kings LynnHere's another quote for
you"Fame isnt everything"

My reply:
The quotes are good. I have made it fairly clear who I
want to go with to the leaver's do. I'm not sure if they
would say yes, though... I might be famous, but, as you
say, Fam ISN'T everything...
Brian.

5)
From: bing@bong.com
Message:

oh yeh brian you might like to know... Kirstie was telling
me at bowling that SHE had swapped jolly and ollie in for
you.

,-._,-.
/)"(/
(_o_)
bombshell

My reply:
Sorry, I don't believe you. Who are you anyway?
Brian.

6)
From: theman
Message:

BRIANIt was very good to seak 2 u-but....................

U DIDNT PUT MY QUOTES IN UR DIARY

im deeply hurt
put them i please
farewell
The Man

My reply:
Sorry, I have now.
Brian.

7)
From: joe@hotmail.com
Message:

sup bri?......you rock man....i love 'Yes'too....i
adore 'airplane' too....if i was a girl...or if i was
kirstie...i would be your bitch
Joe

My reply:
Are you Joe as in Dave???
If you were Kirstie, then, well, yeah! I suppose you'd be
right. But, you're not Kirstie. Or a girl.
Brian.

8)
From: theman
Message:

BRIAN ME OLD MUCKER.
Ur diary never ceases 2 amaze me-its splendid in so many
waysits the best read since My Autobiography (Which by
the way is called Life of a Fat Comedian,by Chaz
Hotson.£4.99 in all book shops.)So Brian,it wud appear
that no1 has applied 2 my lonely hearts column-i will say
it agen-i need lovePleaese tell Brian-and he will tell me-
as i am his BIGGEST fan and he knows that i think hes a
legend.
Farewell Bazza.Keep writin.
The Man

My reply:
If anyone is looking for a fat comedian of their very own,
you now know what to do. Sned me some feedback, and I'll
put you in touch with Chaz.
Brian.

9)
From: lardarse@hotmail.com
Message:

are you gonna ask kirstie to the leavers or not stop
faffin around. The worst she can say is no int it.Your
annoying me with this Brian. Someone else will get in there
if you don't. and tell 'raj' to stop being gay and ask this
mystery girl. You two are a couple of fannies.

My reply:
Just go away. If you have nothing good to say, you aren't
wanted.
Brian.

10)
From: Dave
Message:

Hello brian, dave here. how r u? id just like to say that
your diary is fab and it , NO, YOU r a great influence in
everyones otherwise boring lives. I thank you for the time
and effort you put into your diary to make us happy.To
repay you for the love you hav put into my life, i would
like to request that if anyone, yes ANYONE, shouts at u,
takes the mick, or anything, you tell me and things will
be delt wiv in an un-violent way (unless you and me agree
that violence is needed). Will you grant that for me
please? I am forever your protector.
Pls reply via your diary.
c u soon my man( in a non gay sense)
luv Davexxx

My reply:
Thanks! You don't know how much this means to me!
Bye,
Brian.

11)
From: meninvests@hotmail.com
Message:

we r vvery upset brian.
you told chaz and myself that you wud rite bak to me via
yr diary about the mesaj i sent you thuva day.We r very
dissappointed-but willing to forgive-if u publish Daves
email.Please take this into consideration and we hope 2
hear from u soon.
Farewell
Ur Loving Slaves
The Legends-Chaz'n'Dave

My reply:
Sorry! I was very busy, ok?
Brian.

12)
From: chrissmith
Message:

look dude i really think that u need ssome sort of help
i'm not saying this out of spite or anything but u are
being way too personal and giving away too much of your
life to this scheme.I think that you should just say out
lines of your day other wise some people mite take it the
wrong way. I think that it's great that u find this
helpfull to solve youe lonliness (sp)

My reply:
Two things:
1 - I'm not lonely.
2 - I'm not putting all my life into this scheme.
And anyway, I don't need help...
Brian.

13)
From: someone@aomewhere.com
Message:

Hello again Brain
No I am ot Andrea Why do you insist on telling me that i
am such people? I have no problems with Andrea or Sean/Gav
but still You will never know who I am hahaha Anyway, I
would just like to say that i thought the year pic wasnt
too good... no offence but you didnt look too great. But
then neither did I How do they manage to make gorgeous
people like us look ugly?
Ah wel
Someone

14)
From: someone@somewhere.com
Message:

Dear Brian
I have not written to you in a while, i have not looked at
your diary in a few days. No i am not Andrea. As much as
i like the girl im not her, nor am i really anything like
her. Im a lot less hyper But i do know her, and get on
with her. Do u still not know who i am? Ah well
Cya x

My replies:
Well, who can you be? Are you in my form? Please reply
again.
Brian.
P.S. I know that my photo was terrible, but I didn't want
to make everyone else look ugly compared to me. ;-)

15)
From: spunkthemanky@hotmail.com
Message:

ahhh brian ... ur diary is so sweet y'know what i
think ... if sean doesnt want to go to the leavers with
kirstie ... get in there good luck, old boy.
bon soir
becky x

My reply:
Yeah, thanks.
Brian.

16)
From: MenInVests@hotmail.com
Message:

BRIAN WE LOVE U

My reply:
Thanks! But you're aren't the person who I love. :'(
Brian.

17)
From: diebitch@hotmail.com
Message:

i know brian i know what your go on about you are jellous
because you want to go with kirsty to the levers you are so
jellous you probey cry every night over kirsty ahhhhhhhh
well i hope this gets on to your site from

king john (jew)

My reply:
You are SO wrong!
I don't cry over Kirstie, nor am I jelous. I mean, like,
who would I be jelous of? Certainly not you!
Brian.

18)
From: jaiminthakrar@hotmail.com
Message:

Hey Brian
Is it me or have you not completed another fantastic diary
entry today???I'd also like to point out a little incident
in my english set today Mrs Banks commented upon your
diary Im sure if you wanted to find out more you could ask
RajanIt was very funnyI think I speak upon behalf of
the majority of the school here, who are you and Rajan
taking to the leavers do?

My reply:
I was too busy to do an entry, sorry. Raj told me all
about the English incident...
As for the leaver's, nobody YET.
Brian.


And that's it!
All my feedback answered!

Oh, and Kaz, you promised to send me a certain piece?
Please don't forget...


See you all on Monday!

Love,
Brian.


Quote: "Absence makes the Heart grow fonder."
Song: Soon.